10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth