10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.