10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."