10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson