10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.