10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.