10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes