10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "No river, no fish."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.