10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"