10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fold and live to fold again
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.