10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.