10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "No river, no fish."