10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels