10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris