10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.