10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---