10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls