10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)