10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "No river, no fish."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake