10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim