10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."