10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?