10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha