10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "No river, no fish."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth