10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)