10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.