10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer