10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword