10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- im going to 2 out you to death