10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is