10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.