10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.