10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fold and live to fold again
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)