10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow