10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine