10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus