10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.