10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die