10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.