10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo