10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers