10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus