10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "All-in, bitches!!!"