10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..