10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it