10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.