10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?