10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim