10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts