10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer